Eddie, the “Alpha Male” on Twitter (“X”) has posted that he plans to begin going door-to-door and taking everyone’s firearms.  For those who refuse, Eddie plans on making a citizen’s arrest.

Eddie, buddy, can I furnish you directions to my casa?  I’ll bet a crisp $100 bill that you couldn’t take either of my 4-year-olds’ handguns from them.

Imaging that, Eddie the Alpha Male can’t even take a 4-year-old’s 9mm pistol.  (Okay, they’re about to be five, but still…)  Times two.

Now, how does that twit from Toronto – yes, he’s a Canadian –  think he’s gonna come to America and take people’s guns because “congress” [sic] won’t step up to the plate?

Apparently he’s a professional soccer player.  Given what professional soccer players (don’t) make, he probably couldn’t even afford the gas to make the trip, much less a hotel.  Maybe he can wait until the team bus drives by on its way to somewhere.

Talk about a gasbag.

Eddie knows his rights!

And he has a plan.  He’s not going to do it himself.  Is he gonna have others do the dirty work?  Just like a petty tyrant?

 

Great.  I probably shouldn’t hold my breath he’s gonna knock on my door anytime soon.  You shouldn’t worry about him knocking on your door either.

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