Introducing the world’s luckiest criminal in Florida, a state where well over a million law-abiding folks have carry licenses.
He walked into a store intent upon committing an armed robbery… with a plastic gun.
Unlike the five previous armed robberies police believe this thug pulled off in the past few weeks, the man working at this store realized the thug’s gun was plastic when Mr. Thug “cocked” his plastic gun when he didn’t get the clerk to cower in fear.
The clerk then brought out a ball bat and whacked the young, would-be rocket scientist across the head as a reward for his criminal deed.
Suddenly, our thug went from bad-ass tough guy to running for his life like a scared little girl.
He’s lucky the clerk didn’t use him for target practice.
I woulda kilt him drt.