Life’s loser Devin Krueger fought the law. And the law pushed his face into the dirt and cuffed and stuffed him.
In an update from a couple of stories (original, update) over the last few days, we detailed how Devin Krueger and some of his pals are suspected of victimizing many folks in southwestern Illinois. In fact, cops believe he was that area’s wannabe little bad boy ringleader for months.
He was taken into custody early this morning – with tender, loving care – by the US Marshals. Faced with overwhelming force, he didn’t resist too violently. Not violently enough to get rapidly and promiscuously perforated by the law.
According to Two Rivers Crime Stoppers, a tip was not responsible for bringing this violent criminal into custody.
It’s too bad he can’t spend the next twenty years breaking rocks in the hot sun. I suppose if he’s convicted, keeping him in a cage is the best we can hope for to help keep the productive in society safe and sound from his habitual criminal tendencies. It’ll also help keep him from reproducing.
He can’t get pregnant in prison? Didn’t Diaper Joe tell us men can get pregnant?
With all the sentence enhancers in play, 20 years isn’t out of the question. That probably leads to an actual served term of 8 to 10 years. But for a skinny little 20 something from small town bfe, it’s probably going to be a looong 10 years in there with Bubba… Soap on a rope will soon be on his wish list..
Good thing our SAFE-T Act hasn’t kicked in yet. Otherwise Devin wouldn’t be held at all. I am predicting street justice come next year.