Dear gun grabbers in Illinois and beyond: Yes, we know you’re supposed to be able to charge your new iPhone6 with IOS8 in your standard household microwave.
We, the people of the gun, are telling you not to do this.
Bad things will happen.
Really.
We’re not kidding.
We’re not.
Promise.
(Okay, ignore our advice. After all, we’re knuckle-dragging Neanderthals, right?)
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