From Second City Cop:

Wilding Popping Up Again
The media has embargoed this stuff, but our readers strive to keep everyone aware:

If anyone listened to zone 4 last night they would have heard that the boyfriend of a young couple was hospitalized after getting the shit beat out of him at Van Buren and State by a couple “urban” youths. That multiple car and store windows on North Michigan Ave were smashed by “urban youths”. That there was a massive fight between “urban youths” on the Red Line platform at State and Lake that shut down the line. That there were multiple thefts of purses, laptops, phones, etc. by groups of “urban youths” celebrating the holiday.

Golly gee, those “urban youths” sure know how to have fun. Rahm, you’ve done a wonderful job of making the downtown area so family friendly and inviting. I can’t wait to bring my friends and family down to experience the great urban culture that is Chicago!

 

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