Will Jesse Jackson Jr. be smiling like this when he checks into the gray bar hotel soon? Time will tell. Don’t forget to send him a card for his birthday next year!
Photo by Reuters.

by John Boch

Jesse Jackson Jr. is in hot water with more than his wife for his alleged infidelities with his hot, blonde (Caucasian) girlfriend.

Junior’s alleged girlfriend.  Word has it Junior bought her a $40,000 watch, but didn’t spring for a plastic surgeon.

He’s in trouble with the feds.

By the way, why is it that the Democrat Illinois Attorney General can’t find any corruption in Illinois politics?  You can’t swing a cat in Chicago’s City Hall without hitting a half-dozen people related to a dozen different potential scandals.

According to a story at CBS Chicago, Jackson is paying big bucks to a former U.S. Attorney to negotiate a plea deal for him to avoid a long stay at Club Fed.

The rumored deal will have him catch a felony which will force him to sell his fairly impressive stash of guns, including the semi-auto Uzi he bought when he lived in Champaign.

I’ve seen the 4473 with my own eyes, in case you’re wondering.

Additional terms of the tentative agreement:

Jackson will resign from the House of Representatives and the feds will let him do that claiming “health” reasons, restitution of the misspent monies, and

Some time in the slammer!

No more Uzi for Junior.

The good folks at CBS Chicago have most of the dope:

Former U.S. Prosecutor Negotiating Plea Deal For Jackson Jr.

CHICAGO (CBS) – A former U.S. attorney representing embattled Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. is negotiating a plea deal with the federal government, CBS 2 has learned.

CBS 2 Chief Correspondent Jay Levine has the exclusive details.

The plea deal would end Jackson’s 17-year career as a congressman representing Chicago’s South Side and suburbs.




Be sure to send him a birthday card next year!

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