With poll numbers in the toilet, along with much of the rest of Chicago, Mayor Rahm "Let no crisis go to waste" Emanuel will not seek re-election as Murder City USA's mayor.
That's right. Tiny Dancer, or Mayor 9.5 is calling it quits.
We doubt it is the last we've heard from him. No doubt he's got his fingers crossed for a Hillary victory in 2020.
Stop laughing so hard. It's not polite to blow your beverage out from your nose.
Right now, Rahm couldn't win an election for dog catcher in Chicago.
From the Chicago Tribune:
In a stunning decision, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced Tuesday morning that he will no longer seek a third term in office, signaling the end to what has been a tumultuous – and at times transformative – eight years in office.
“I’ve decided not to seek re-election,” Emanuel said. “This has been the job of a lifetime, but it is not a job for a lifetime.”