Murder City USA Mayor will NOT seek re-election.

With poll numbers in the toilet, along with much of the rest of Chicago, Mayor Rahm "Let no crisis go to waste" Emanuel will not seek re-election as Murder City USA's mayor.

That's right.  Tiny Dancer, or Mayor 9.5 is calling it quits. 

We doubt it is the last we've heard from him.  No doubt he's got his fingers crossed for a Hillary victory in 2020.

Stop laughing so hard.  It's not polite to blow your beverage out from your nose.

Right now, Rahm couldn't win an election for dog catcher in Chicago.

From the Chicago Tribune:

In a stunning decision, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced Tuesday morning that he will no longer seek a third term in office, signaling the end to what has been a tumultuous – and at times transformative – eight years in office.

“I’ve decided not to seek re-election,” Emanuel said. “This has been the job of a lifetime, but it is not a job for a lifetime.”

4 thoughts on “Murder City USA Mayor will NOT seek re-election.”
  1. Chicago has been going down the toilet for quite some time now……they will get another liberal democrat put in his place and the pace will quicken…… add to that if JB Pritz"puke" gets into office ……you are going to need a bigger toilet.

  2. The Jewish Quarterback

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!
    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!
    Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
    "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
    The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
    "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says. "You are no longer my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
    "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"

  3. Chicago will now go so far to the Left that it will speed up the collapse of the City. Some of the numbers that i have seen suggests Chicago fails By 2021.

    Rahm is stepping down to protect is own rear end so some one else can be in office and take the blame for the downfall of the city.

    The question is this, can gun owners survive the coming struggle of massive gun control. The Counties are sending the message that enough is enough, but will the General Assembly listen or even care. 

  4. Chicao is a lost but are you working to get Rauner elected?  Our gun rights depend on getting the vote out. 

    The left is pushing Fat A$$ JB as the answer to the final solution for gun owners.  

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