Anton Chigurh escaped from custody today in Elgin, IL.
Who in the heck is Anton Chigurh?
Remember “No Country For Old Men”? Does the photo above refresh your memory?
Elgin police were taking no chances in their search today for an escaped mental patient who was being transported from a criminal insane asylum.
They caught the unarmed man, still with handcuffs on one wrist.
You would have thought the insane killer from No Country For Old Men was on the loose by the way Elgin police responded with all their cool-guy gear for an unarmed man.
Here’s a series of photos from the Chicago Tribune. We took the liberty of adding our own captions.
‘Cause you just never know when you’ll want to transition to your AR-15 from your stubby shotgun. Or vice versa. Oh yeah, got those extra mags on my drop leg pouches. Isn’t this like cool! Best part is the department paid for it!
“Yeah, I’d like extra Italian sausage, pepperoni and bacon. Gotta have bacon. Basically, send us a couple of heart attack specials, okay? Thanks.”
“Yeah, I ordered a couple of pizzas a minute ago… Make that a third one. Sgt. Sugar Cookie just arrived and he’s hungry. Thanks man.”
“Is this like cool, or what?”
“Yeah man. They don’t even let firemen do this anymore!”
“No kidding. Would you tell them to turn off the damn ice cream truck music though. It’s making me hungry!”
“Whew, I’m pooped.”
“Hey, look alive. There’s some civilians coming!”
“Yes, ma’am. It’s really dangerous here. You should probably go now.”