Some might say there’s something fishy about this story, but that would just be wrong not knowing all the facts.

Dallas Archer.  Know that name.

No, she’s not a porn star, but she might be someday.

No, she’s not the real-life sidekick to the “superhero” Archer.

Instead, she’s the babe picked up in Tennessee in recent days for carrying a revolver deep-cover style – in her vajayjay.  (Good thing it didn’t have a hair trigger, right?)

(The Smoking Gun) –A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver–which is four inches in length–had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

The $1.98 question is whether or not Mr. Souther will be wanting his gun back.

After a thorough cleaning, of course.

Our dear readers probably won’t be surprised to find out this isn’t Miss Archer’s first time wearing the silver bracelets.

Possession of schedule VI for resale
Driving without a license
Compliance with financial responsibility law required
Contraband in penal institution
Via Kingsport, TN Times-News


Failure to appear
Via Kingsport, TN Times-News.
5 thoughts on ““DEEP COVER CARRY”: Teen busted packing a revolver in her vagina”
  1. This conceal carry of a gun will keep Dallas from Bloomies Mummies on the corner and gun sock puppet show.

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