Some might say there’s something fishy about this story, but that would just be wrong not knowing all the facts.
Dallas Archer. Know that name.
No, she’s not a porn star, but she might be someday.
No, she’s not the real-life sidekick to the “superhero” Archer.
Instead, she’s the babe picked up in Tennessee in recent days for carrying a revolver deep-cover style – in her vajayjay. (Good thing it didn’t have a hair trigger, right?)
(The Smoking Gun) –A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver–which is four inches in length–had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
The $1.98 question is whether or not Mr. Souther will be wanting his gun back.
After a thorough cleaning, of course.
Our dear readers probably won’t be surprised to find out this isn’t Miss Archer’s first time wearing the silver bracelets.