So, you’re an 18-year-old stud with a BMW car, you like to smoke cancer sticks and you got yourself a new pistol at a party a month before… I mean, we always carry some extra greenbacks with us so when we find a great deal on a gat at a party, we can proceed with the purchase with great haste, right? (Wrong, for the sarcastically impaired.)
And you shoot your junk off putting your pistol in your pants “Mexican” style (that’s without a holster for non-gun aficionado readers).
So what do you do?
First you tell the cops someone else did that to you because no self-respecting white trash stud would be caught dead admitting he shot his penis off (along with one of his little jewels) with his gat.
Then when the cops chuckle and walk out of the room and bust out laughing, then you change your story and say you were cleaning your gun. Using what? Your penis?
Oh, and guess what cops found while investigating the “crime” scene? If you suspected some street pharma, you would be right.
Anyway, here’s the story of Michael the Magnificent taking himself out of the gene reproduction pool.
Thank goodness for Charles Darwin!
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida (WTSP) — A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.
It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.
Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.
Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.