Pity the foolish Democrat pols early to join the 2020 presidential race. They worked so hard, too, mostly at attempting to maintain some semblance of relevance in a world they had only fleeting bits thereof.
The Democratic National Committee indulged these doomed candidates and their campaigns. The DNC even gave them a platform at the debates – so long as they submitted all their campaign donor data to the DNC headquarters.
But the big wigs at HQ knew none of the deeply flawed, second-tier candidates would get their blessings.
Elizabeth Warren, the sucks-at-math woman with the $50 trillion “Medicare for all” plan? Hardly.
Joe “Groper” Biden the gaff monkey? Right. He can’t even remember which state he’s campaigning in.
The boy-wonder part-time mayor of a crime-infested dysfunctional city whose last name nobody can pronounce, much less spell? Pulease.
And crazy old Bernie? Feel the Bern? LOL. Yeah, right. Yes, the DNC masters screwed him again. Shame on him this time for his gullibility. Imagine what the Chinese trade negotiators would do with that gullible old fart.
And the back benchers like Corey “Spartacus” Booker, Kamala “Top Tier” Harris, Eric “Nuke ‘em” Swallwell and Amy “Little Hillary” Klobuchar? Nope. Their feet didn’t even touch the floor as they sat at the children’s table.
Beto “We’re gonna take your AR-15” O’Rourke? Pul-leeze. And the Asian guy who doesn’t own a tie, but claims he’s good at math? C’mon.
Their only purpose – along with the other crackpots and kooks we can’t even remember without going to Google: donor data mining for the Dem party. That’s it.
These poor schlubs have served their purpose. Now the real candidates show up to use that data those failed campaigns sent to Donkeyland headquarters.
And Michael Bloomberg now occupies the top spot. You watch the polling data in the coming days and weeks.
Unless Michelle Obama jumps in, the nomination is Michael Bloomberg’s to lose. Just watch.