Sad face clown: Cody Alicia Bowling was charged with murder after her layabout boyfriend got himself killed trying to pull an armed home invasion. Some are crying “boo hoo” but she knew what he was doing and no doubt planned to share in the loot after her role as the getaway driver.


Yes, Cody Alicia Bowling was such an unhappy girl.  She found herself just a little too deeply into the bad boy lifestyle after her layabout thug boyfriend received a hot lead injection into his tummy, courtesy of a homeowner in North Carolina who didn’t appreciate a home invader.

Ellias Ziminack, 25, suffered a slow, painful death after getting gut shot.  He did get a helicopter ride prior to expiring at a nearby hospital, saving taxpayers a whole bunch of money.

But now some folks are saying it’s too much to charge the Bowling girl because, after all, she was just the getaway driver.  Prosecutors aren’t so sympathetic for the reprobate’s partner-in-crime.

Timberlake, N.C. (WRAL) — A homeowner shot and killed a masked man early Sunday who had broken into the Timberlake home, aimed a shotgun and demanded money, authorities said.

Person County Sheriff Dewey Jones said the homeowner, whom he did not name, discovered Jonathan Ellias Ziminack, 25, in the bedroom at about 5 a.m. wearing a mask “like a hoodie (but) only his eyes were showing.”

The homeowner pulled a pistol from beside his bed and fired one shot at Ziminack, Jones said. The bullet hit the shotgun before striking Ziminack in the stomach, Jones said.

Ziminack was transported by medical helicopter to Duke University Medical Center where he died on the way to surgery, Jones said.


9 thoughts on “SAD FACE CLOWN! Shotgun-wielding home invader’s girlfriend charged with murder”
  1. It’s called Felony Murder squire darlin. If a death occurs during the commission of a felony, all of the participants in the felony can be charged with murder, even if the death is one of the criminals. Just another reason to avoid committing criminal acts.

  2. Sam Whittemore, if you’re not talking about “balls,” it’s fart humor!?

    My goodness, you’re Freud’s wettest dream, son!

  3. That was my brother. Y’all putting comments like y’all knew the facts. If ur brother or family member got killed. How would u feel? U didn’t know him to judge him. If ur not God or perfect stop judging my brother.

  4. yes, how r you all to state any opinions , when u all don’t know anything! all u know is what u read , and who knows if that’s even true? im glad u have no life and sit around gossiping about shit u shouldn’t be. regardless , u didn’t knw him, i did. very well for the past 7 months. he was one of the most kind hearted givng loving person i have met.. so fuck u all!!

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