Four thugs were arrested in Chicago last night after they tried to pull an armed carjacking in an alley in a south Chicago neighborhood. The young men, Michael Jackson, 20, Marcus Johnson, 36, Deonta Brown, 21, and Rashee Herron, 21, were surely just turning their lives around when they surrounded a personal vehicle of an off-duty Chicago cop.
“Get up out of this [bleep], this ain’t no joke,” Rashee the would-be rocket scientist told the driver after pulling his piece.
Our intrepid young cop, apparently coming to visit his girlfriend, pulled his own piece and announced “POLICE!”, whereupon the dynamic quartet all suffered a code brown moment where they realized they had suffered a profound and potentially fatal error in the victim selection process.
“Oh [bleep], he is the police, he stays right up the street,” another of the thugs blurted out, according to a report in the Chicago Tribune.
Five-oh caught up with all four of the hoodlums and escorted them to jail, where they will probably find themselves removed from circulation in society for at least a few weeks.
We’re looking forward to similar instances happening with much greater regularity next year as tens of thousands of Chicago residents will secure a concealed carry license.