MORE HAPPY ENDINGS: Darwin narrowly misses in Chicago as CCW holder delivers some Karmic justice
Oh, strap in, because this tale of Darwin Award-worthy stupidity just got its well-deserved sequel in the roast department. Picture this: 2:40 a.m. on Chicago’s Northwest Side, where the streetlights apparently double as spotlights for the world’s dumbest crime reenactments. Our hero—a 39-year-old concealed-carry licensed adult who actually understands cause…









