… and they get robbed and sexually assaulted.

Just another day in the paradise of Chicago.

Ready to take your wife and teenage daughter on vacation in Chicago?  C’mon.  Nothing will happen, right?

Guess again, Sherlock.

The “flash mobs” are awaiting your visit.  Bring plenty of cash and valuables for them to steal.  Also helpful: your major medical insurance card and some ice packs to minimize the pain and swelling when you go to visit.

Billy Badass Keith B. Clough. (Cook County sheriff’s police via Chicago Tribune / August 12, 2013)
Ain’t he tough lookin?

Right to carry can’t come to Chicago soon enough, so we may leave assholes like this one DRT when he gropes someone’s wife while stealing her property.  Sexual assault is grounds for using deadly force.

Chicago (Tribune) – Three Cincinnati women riding a rented bicycle on North Avenue Beach were confronted Saturday afternoon by a group of teens, one of whom is accused of stealing one woman’s iPhone, police said.

Keith B. Clough, 17, of the 9300 block of South Perry Avenue, was charged late Sunday night with one count of felony robbery, according to police.

A judge set bail at $60,000 today for Clough, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office. He is scheduled to appear in court next on Aug. 16, according to the sheriff’s office.

The women, 25, 26 and 27, were enjoying a “chariot” bicycle ride when a group of male and female teenagers jumped onto the bike and refused to get off, police said.

The teens began harassing the women and “took turns” jumping onto the chariot cycle, according to a police report. At one point, one of the teens molested one of the women, the report said.

10 thoughts on “CHICAGO ISN’T SAFE: Cincy female tourists meet black youth mob in Chicago”
  1. The best way not to get robbed in The Chi if your a out of towner is to wear a White Sox T-Shirt and hat! Yes this will work! The young black teen flash modes will think your a white trash Southside local!

  2. What kind of moron are you to make a comment like that?
    Your insulting White Sox fans from all over the city by comparing them to the gang banger.
    You must be a moronic Cubs fan!!

  3. “The best way not to get robbed in The Chi if your a out of towner is to wear a White Sox T-Shirt and hat! Yes this will work! The young black teen flash modes will think your a white trash Southside local!”

    As opposed to being a north-side pussbag liberal?

  4. Yea Rahm and Gary. You might want to start warning you buddies. Attacking and shooting people that Illinois DOES. Have a concealed carry law. And that when all the gears are turning and there’s. actually armed citizens walking to your streets. And they try this shit on one of them. They’re gonna get killed NO COPS needed!!!

  5. I looked at this.guy for a long time hees a nice looking kid. Maybe if he had a dad to take him fishin. Or to a ball game. He wouldn’t have done that and got himself in trouble. I don’t. Think its ALL. The kids fault !!! I feel sorry
    For this guy.

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