… and they get robbed and sexually assaulted.
Just another day in the paradise of Chicago.
Ready to take your wife and teenage daughter on vacation in Chicago? C’mon. Nothing will happen, right?
Guess again, Sherlock.
The “flash mobs” are awaiting your visit. Bring plenty of cash and valuables for them to steal. Also helpful: your major medical insurance card and some ice packs to minimize the pain and swelling when you go to visit.

Ain’t he tough lookin?
Right to carry can’t come to Chicago soon enough, so we may leave assholes like this one DRT when he gropes someone’s wife while stealing her property. Sexual assault is grounds for using deadly force.
Chicago (Tribune) – Three Cincinnati women riding a rented bicycle on North Avenue Beach were confronted Saturday afternoon by a group of teens, one of whom is accused of stealing one woman’s iPhone, police said.
Keith B. Clough, 17, of the 9300 block of South Perry Avenue, was charged late Sunday night with one count of felony robbery, according to police.
A judge set bail at $60,000 today for Clough, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office. He is scheduled to appear in court next on Aug. 16, according to the sheriff’s office.
The women, 25, 26 and 27, were enjoying a “chariot” bicycle ride when a group of male and female teenagers jumped onto the bike and refused to get off, police said.
The teens began harassing the women and “took turns” jumping onto the chariot cycle, according to a police report. At one point, one of the teens molested one of the women, the report said.
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