It’s a First Amendment – Free Speech sale today at Chuck’s in Riverdale.
We were about to write “Gun hating useful idiots will protest outside Chuck’s”, but then we realized that’s not the case.
The “useful idiots” bused in (literally) don’t hate guns. They do, however, love free t-shirts free pizza and are easily manipulated. Most of them don’t have jobs, so there’s no worries about missing work.
The organizers of the pretty much impotent demonstrations shamefully use these poor inner-city residents to promote billionaire’s agendas against civil rights and gun ownership. Without a doubt, at the last couple of events at Chuck’s I’ve attended, I got a lot of quizzical looks when they stepped off their bus to see a big sign that read, “Armed blacks don’t get oppressed“.
Getting back to the topic at hand: Today, pizza and free t-shirt loving useful idiots will again be marching like lemmings in front of Chuck’s Guns from 10am – 2pm. If you’re in that neck of the woods, you can go visit Chuck’s for free range time and some special deals on guns and other stuff on sale today only as part of a “Free Speech Sale”. Bring your “Armed black’s don’t get oppressed” sign and have some fun while you’re at it.
From an ISRA email:
WHAT: 1st Amendment Sale
WHEN: Wednesday July 20, 2016, 10:00 am to 2:00 pm
WHERE: Chuck’s Gun Shop, 14310 S Indiana Ave, Riverdale, IL 60827A small group [GSL Editor: A small group struggling for relevancy] has decided to once again gather in front of Chuck’s Gun Shop in Riverdale, to protest that Chuck’s sells firearms and memberships in organizations like ISRA and NRA [GSL Editor: And Guns Save Life memberships… They are one of the largest retail membership recruiters for the NRA in the nation!] that fight for your right to keep and bear arms, all of which remain legal in this great nation.To celebrate free speech and freedom of assembly, which makes such public displays possible even if unwanted, Chuck’s is holding a special 1st Amendment Sale starting before and ending after the planned protest. Ignore the handful of protestors while enjoying free range time during the sale, and savings on firearms and ammunition for personal protection! The sale leader is the 9mm Glock 43 Conceal Carry pistol for $450.
One fine, upstanding gang member present didn’t like me watching him as he acted suspiciously during this particular visit in 2015. You got a middle finger, pal. I gotta Glock. Have a nice day.
Father Pfleger brought at least four armed bodyguards this day in 2015. Can you pick them out? That’s Jesse Jackson in there as well, along with Dan Gross, President of the Brady Bunch running his pie hole.
If it’s such a peaceful protest, why does the good priest, the shakedown artist and the billionaire’s working boy need so many men with guns to keep them safe? It’s more like a piece-full protest.
Other than possibly the priest, we don’t expect any big names to be at Chuck’s today, nor do we expect big crowds of less-informed voters.
Since they’re paid to protest, Chuck’s should get a bunch of $10 gift cards, more free food, and maybe some Chuck’s tee-shirts for those that will cross the line to support Chuck’s, and then another bus to take the line crossers back to their neighborhood. Take lots of pics of protesters turned supporters and plaster all over the Facebook.
Pfather Pfailure needs to read his Bible, no where in it does it say to render yourself defenseless.