LETTER TO EDITOR: ‘Pompous, loud-mouthed, anti-2A stooge’ Robin Kelly for US Senate? PULEEEZE!

Rockin’ Robin Kelly, who represents parts of Cook, Will, and Kankakee counties, has announced that she is running for the US Senate to replace retiring Sen. Durbin. Robin is the second nutjob to announce, following Fat Bastard’s endorsement of his sidekick Julia Stratton for Durbin’s seat.

For god’s sake, please, someone toss this nitwit a mackerel and shut her up!

This pompous, loudmouthed anti-2^ndA stooge follows in the footsteps of other greats fromIllinois’2^nd congressional district, like Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Mel Reynolds, both of whom were sent to prison, and Gus Savage, a militant Black antisemite who a House Ethics Committee found to have tried to force himself on a hapless Peace Corps worker in Zaire. Gus also sought to impeach Reagan for the high crime of liberating Grenada. There may not be a sane politician in the 2^nd congressional district, and Robin is well suited to carry on this fine tradition. Robin says she wants to make communities safer by “holding gun dealers accountable for illegal firearm sales”, lowering costs for families, and expanding health care coverage.  She failed to do those things when Democrats controlled Congress and the White House, and there’s zero chance Robin would do so as a senator.

There are currently so many anti-gun dealer laws on the books that I doubt Robin is familiar with even a fraction of them, not to mention the myriad of equally ineffectual Illinois laws. The sad truth is Robin is merely a pawn of Bloomberg’s Everytown for Gun Safety dingbats, barking like a trained seal for campaign cash. Should Robin win the election, I  expect her to be at least as far left as Durbin and his butt-sniffing poodle, Sen. Tammy Duckworth.

Gary Hetherington
Springfield, Illinois