Sorry.  Been busy with GunNews and family obligations.  GunNews finished and sent to press today.  Here’s a teaser…  Moms Demand Action will LOVE, L-O-V-E this cover…

 

Back to our regularly scheduled programming…  So, what sort of idiot tries to flee the police on a low-speed riding lawn mower?  One that barely runs at a lawnmower repair place?

For all of you bigots who shouted, “FLORIDA MAN!” you are wrong.  Shame on you.  Even Florida men aren’t that stupid.  Well, when sober anyway.

Nah, this was Michigan man.   Specifically, 41-year-old James Mitchell Kerr.  While he didn’t appear drunk, he did double up on stupid pills this morning.

See Mitchell’s (alleged) behavior on this day suggests that his family tree is more like a wreath.

He grabbed for a gun and when the cop tasered him, he negligently discharged a round through his support hand.  Guess he’ll be wiping with his right hand for a while.  And doing everything else.

Here’s the video…

But wait, the comments were comedy gold hilarious.

He fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Mowed down by his own stupidity.
He thought he was a turf guy.
This lawn ain’t big enough for the two of us.
Lawn and Order
Bro brought a gun to a taser fight and lost
What an idiot, if he’s gonna flee in a vehicle, you would think he would pick something faster, like a tricycle.
Trying to escape in a lawn mower is some kind of reno 911 stuff.
He thought he was above the lawn..
Shot through the hand and you’re to blame Darlin’, you give lawn a bad name
His escape was cut short
2 thoughts on “BAD LIFE CHOICES: Man fleeing arrest on broken-down lawnmower pulls gun, NDs himself as he’s tasered… the comments are comedy GOLD [VIDEO]”
  1. But I walk these streets, with a loaded six-string on my back
    I’m a cowboy
    On a steel horse I ride
    I’m wanted (wanted), dead or alive

    a.k.a. Murphy

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