STOP! YOU DON’T HAVE TO CONVINCE ME TO VOTE FOR TRUMP: Obese Lizzo says ‘Vote for Kamala to make America like Detroit!’

The obese singer named Lizzo (real name Melissa Viviane Jefferson) who embraces her unhealthy weight – while reportedly demanding her dance troupe remain fit and healthy (and doing unwanted things at strip clubs) – spoke at a Kamala rally in Detroit. Lizzo painted herself as an expert about Motor City, except her family escaped the hellhole known as Detroit and moved to Houston when she was ten years old.

Her message to the bused in attendees: Vote for Kamala and help make all of America like Detroit.

Because we all wanna be like Detroit.

Really.

Here’s an excerpt from her “speech”:

So happy to be back in Detroit. You know, all the best things were made in Detroit: coney dogs, Faygo, and Lizzo. I’m so proud to be from this city. They say if Kamala wins, then the whole country will be like Detroit.

Okay. Proud like Detroit. Resilient like Detroit. We’re talking about the same Detroit that innovated the auto industry and the music industry. So put some respect on Detroit’s name, okay? I’m proud to say that I voted. I voted early and I voted for Kamala Harris.

They say voting is not a love letter. It’s a chess move.

I’m guessing Lizzo isn’t a grand master at chess. In fact, I’d guess most five-year-olds could probably give her a run for her money at checkers, much less chess.

Neither is she a grand master at understanding how inflation is crushing Americans outside of the top 1%.

But Lizzo doesn’t care.

Even more remarkable is that Team Harris actually promoted and publicized Lizzo’s comments. Again, as though normal Americans want their towns to be anything like Detroit?

.@lizzo: I’m so proud to be from Detroit. They say if Kamala Harris wins, the whole country will be like Detroit. Proud like Detroit. Resilient like Detroit. The same Detroit that innovated the auto industry and the music industry. Put some respect on Detroit’s name pic.twitter.com/fSWMGCW0uH

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 19, 2024