As Christmas nears, we have a bit of good news for all the little good boys and girls in Illinois. Our increasingly crime-ridden state’s new gun and magazine ban – which only impacts the law-abiding – will not impact Santa Claus!
Don’t listen to woke politicians – typically Democrats – who blame law-abiding gun owners for the gang violence that’s permeating cities in our state. Or their inability or unwillingness to tackle to true cause of crime. (Hint: Florida put gun-toting offenders in prison and their firearm violent crime rate dropped to historic lows in just a few short years.)
Yes, it’s GANG VIOLENCE, not gun violence. And the gangs have been busy thanks to the soft-on-crime radical Democrats who run our state.
And they’ve been busy across the city. Thank you heyjackass.com for the graphics.
When it comes to Santa, don’t worry. He’s safe.
First off, rest assured he’s not stupid. He’s well armed with the best self-defense tools available. And he doesn’t give a damn about Illinois new PICA law or gun registration. He’s not sticking around the Land of Lincoln for over 24 hours so bans on possessing and registering “naughty guns” doesn’t apply to him. Not that he would care. He’s not all hung up on anti-gun, unconstitutional concealed carry restrictions. “Shall not be infringed,” he likes to say. While police might have fast police cars and fancy radios, Santa’s got flying reindeer.
Worried about the ne’er-do-wells out there who think they might want to sleighjack Santa or steal lil’ Jimmy or James’ presents? These baddies might wanna think twice because Santa Claus has been practicing.
Bad boys and girls: Rest assured Santa’s got no problems punching your ticket and putting you on the “permanently bad” list if you try to rob him, got it?