With all the latest attacks on the Jewish homeland, some see this as another step toward the fulfillment of the ancient biblical prophecy foretelling the final battle between the forces of good and evil.

The Book of Revelation describes the events leading up to the End of Days but doesn’t tell us exactly when that might be. However, if you’re thinking about getting out your old sandwich board sign with “THE END IS NEAR” written across it, it might not be as crazy today as it may have seemed in the past, certainly not now with a brain-dead president providing billions of petrol-dollars to half-crazed Iranian Mullahs to finance their extermination of the Jews and other infidels such as Americans.

While there is not much we can do about the timing of God’s wrath upon the world’s sinners or the Second Coming of Christ, there is a great deal we can do to rid ourselves of the senile old stooge and his henchmen who commandeered our country and trespassed upon everything in the Bill of Rights, with the possible exception of the Third Amendment, which will likely enjoy even less respect than the other nine once the [poop] hits the fan.

So, what can we do in the here and now to make our deplorable lives a bit better until Judgement Day arrives and the heavenly Roll is Called Up Yonder? Probably the single most important measure America can take is to cleanse itself of the forces of evil entrenched at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and to pray that Satan and the Anti-Christ prepare a special room in Hell for the Biden Crime Family and construct an extra-small, extra-hot outhouse to been joyed for the rest of eternity by the creator of the low-flow toilet.

Gary Hetherington
Springfield, IL

3 thoughts on “LETTER TO THE EDITOR: The End Is Near. Pray Accordingly. [Humor…]”
  1. Gary really, really doesn’t like low flush toilets.

    I laughed out loud. I for one love my pre-ban toilet. It will send down the biggest morning constitutional down to Hades without so much as a little grunt. Hell, I could prolly flush a shitbag criminal thug or two if I hacked them a little. I know it has sent a few hamsters and a small guinea pig to their final resting place long ago.

  2. This is a multi-level problem. More important than the over-rated presidency is Congress. Behind that is Chevron Deference and executive orders, hopefully dashed on the rocks by the ussc in Loper Bright and Cargill this fall. Then we have the $$$$ in politics, lobbyists, and term limits.

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