‘Bazooka Tom’ DeVore’s kicking butt and chewing bubblegum. And the bad news for Pritzker and Kwame? Tom’s outta bubble gum. This after filing another suit in White County today with… drumroll please… 1690 plaintiffs from 92 counties. Among those are 62 gun shops.
Remember this from last week’s story TISSUE PLEASE: IL AG has a bad day at emergency hearing in Effingham County… decision due Friday on TRO?
Maybe Kwame couldn’t get enough of his staff to break away from their work-from-home offices. Clearly the ones working in Chicago sure as Hades didn’t want to make the trip to Effingham. “You want me to go where? Why that’s way down in hillbilly country!” they might have told their boss Kwame. “They probably don’t have even indoor plumbing there!”
This time it’s in White County. Giggle.
Let’s me crystalize that for you in simpler terms. That’s a FIVE HOUR drive from the Attorney General’s Office in Chicago where most of Kwame’s clown car posse like to call “the office.” That means for an 9:30 hearing, the AG’s peeps would have to leave around, oh, 3:30a.m. to make sure they arrive on time. Maybe 2:30am to catch some breakfast. And maybe time to fill up with gas! LOL. SUCKS TO BE THEM.
So, given the great difficulty Kwame had finding four attorneys in his office to go down to Effingham last week, what’s your call on this week in White County? Will Pritzker’s pal Kwame Raoul, master of epic failures in court, send another junior varsity team? Or will he pay some lawyers with some competence to represent the State of Illinois? Or better yet, giggle softly, will Kwame deign the court with his own presence to argue the case?
Wouldn’t that be a hoot!
Here’s the latest complaint. Notice who is at the top of the plaintiff list… LOL.
Poor Pritzker. Poor Kwame. Poor Chris Welch. Poor Donnie Harmon.
I’d offer to send Tom some more Bazooka bubble gum, but after about 1700 plaintiffs, I think he can afford his own.
Way to go Bazooka Tom. You’re a rock star.