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The legendary Marine General Mad Dog Mattis is tough as nails.  He lives by the old saw:  "Be Polite.  Be Professional.  Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Seriously.  That, it seems, has the United States Secret Service uneasy about his visit with President Elect Donald Trump.

Seriously.  Duffelblog reported that Mattis had written up a five paragraph plan to kill everyone he meets on his trip to Trump Tower – from the TSA employees at his local airport right up to everyone at Trump Tower.

The meeting went off just fine, and Mr. Trump is considering General Mattis for Defense Secretary.  That news alone ought to cause some big resignations in the waning days of President Stompyfeet Bigears' administration.

NEW YORK — Agents with the Secret Service are reportedly stressed and uneasy about a meeting between President-elect Donald Trump and retired Marine Gen. James Mattis, since the legendary four-star commander has a plan to kill everyone he meets at Trump Tower.

Mattis, 66, was summoned to Trump’s New York City penthouse on Saturday to discuss the possibility of his being named as Defense Secretary.

As part of his pre-trip planning, sources say that Mattis wrote a five-paragraph order with detailed plans to kill everyone on his way to the building, to include TSA workers in the security screening area at his home airport, the pilots flying him to New York, all the passengers on the aircraft, the taxi driver who picked him up, multiple people who were rude to him on the subway, and staff in the lobby of Trump Tower.

When reached by reporters, Mattis declined to comment on whether he had a plan to kill anyone else.

Still, a source familiar with the meeting said that Mattis was hopeful for the future president. At the end of the hour-long meeting, Mattis believed he was high on the list for Defense Secretary, though he issued a tearful warning to Trump and his staff before he left, saying, “if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

6 thoughts on “Secret Service Weary of Retired Marine General “Mad Dog” Mattis’ Meeting with Trump”
  1. You left out the most telling part of that article….

    "In an apparent act of goodwill, Mattis only killed three people who looked at him the wrong way in the elevator, a new career low for a retired military officer who averages at least 12 kills per day."

     

  2. believing too much Jarhead Hype! Good situational awareness, has a plan! Get sum dude, what do you know a public republican wacko. Instead of a Democratic party Anti-American, Anti Constitution brand! who would not be a wacko any way as he might be a gay BLM’er on welfare, or a paid Democrat Muslim Stooge lecturing Americans on America! Semper FI, Do or Die
    NON SIBI PATRIAE,

  3. Two things:  Is he a tiresome old coot that the Secret Service would be weary of?  Also you used "duffleblog" and "seriously" in the same sentence.  Be wary of satire in sheep's clothing.

     

  4. We've seen how incompetent the Secret Service has become lately, maybe they should be afraid.  I'm sure he'd do a better job than they would.

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