This is what happens when you try to pull a gun on someone who knows how to fight.
Kevin Gonzales, 28, thought he would break into someone’s garage and steal their stuff. When the homeowner confronted him, Big G pulled a heater out and the fight was on for the gun. One round was fired and then the homeowner wrested the gun away.
Mr Gonzalez then repeatedly bashed his face into the homeowner’s fist and assorted objects in an temper tantrum as he filled his britches with brown and yellow stuff. Police arrived and poor Kevin was taken to jail and handed an icepack or two.
You think he’ll mess with that same house again?
Longview, Texas (Longview News-Journal) – A Longview homeowner was able to stop a would-be armed burglar by getting control of his gun and holding him until police arrived.
Kevin Mitchell Gonzales, 28, was arrested this week after police say he tried Monday night to enter the garage of a residence in the 800 block of Spring Street in Longview without permission.
Gonzales and the homeowner began fighting, according to police, and Gonzlaes fired one round from a pistol during the scuffle.
The homeowner was able to get the gun away from Gonzales, police said, and hold him until officers arrived.
Police arrested Gonzales, who was found to have 18 prescription pills in a plastic bag in his pants pocket. He was held on criminal trespass and possession charges and later released on bond.
The homeowner only did one side of the idiot’s face ?
Must’ve been a lefty.
Maybe the other side was being held against the floor, and he couldn’t access it too easily.
Hope he didn’t chip the floor with his head.
Lol. Rotflol.
Lesson: Don’t confront an intruder without a gun aimed and ready to fire. A little makeup and this thug will be ready to turn his life around.
Too bad swelling goes down!
I kinda prefer what Brad Pitt did to the Naht-zees in “Inglourious Basterds!”
Mark ’em. For LIFE>
Did anyone else read the last line of the story??! Released on bond. I thought Texas might be a little stricter, but he probably gave up his dealer on the drugs and the gun charges will go away….
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Seems to me the cops got there about 30 minutes too soon. Looks like the homeowner could have evened out the other side of Lumpy G’s melon with another round or two of percussive enlightenment. In reality, the ass beating he got was the best thing to ever happen to him. You think he will try that kind of larceny again?
I wonder what his daddy said when he learned of G’s arrest….
Daddy?
Now that is funny.
“But G just kept smashing his purdy face against that 2×4!”
Yes. I also. Think it just might have been a. 2×4. Which is what someone might use in the absence of the PROPER Tool ….
Need more of that.
On a weekly basis until he learns.