How bad is it in Chicago?
It’s so bad the authorities don’t even know how many people got shot. Or they can’t keep up. Or both.
The Chicago Tribune says 2 killed, 24 shot.
NBC Chicago says “since Friday five people were killed and at least 25 people were wounded in separate shootings.”
Second City Cop says the number of shootings is over 30.
And then there’s the future rocket scientist who decided to shoot up a Chicago Police squad car.
The 16-year-old future discoverer of the cure for cancer was out minding his own business, er, turning his life around when for some reason he decided he wanted to take his frustrations out on a blue four-door sedan.
Well, the *angry* police response was something like fifteen seconds as the sedan was an unmarked Chicago police car, according to Uptown Update.
Unfortunately x2 for the “alleged” shooter Jansen Aikens, his Facebook page touts his gang-banger affiliation.
It’s so out of control in Chicago…
… Why would ANYONE travel to Chicago for business or pleasure?
It’s just too dangerous.
It’d be safer to take a trip to Mogadishu.
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