Trouble came a knockin’ at a Nashville residence a couple of days ago in the form of a would-be burglar checking to see if anyone was home.
When no answer was received, Mr. Bad Guy started kicking on the front door, and the homeowner retrieved his shotgun.
When the a-hole attempting to do a good impression of the “Big, Bad Wolf” finally kicked the door in and entered, the homeowner applied some ballistic therapy.
The big bad wolf had all of his steam taken out, thanks to a blast of birdshot in the belly.
How do we know it was birdshot?
Because he would have gone to the morgue had it been buckshot or a slug.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — One man is in the hospital after being shot while attempting to break in a home.
Police told News 2 that a man knocked on the door of a home in the 1700 block of Cumberland Station Blvd near Madison.
The suspect eventually kicked in the door and a man inside shot him in the stomach area with a shotgun. He was alive when he was transported to Vanderbilt University Medical Center but his condition is unknown.
Now . . . that’s gun control.
Glad he waited for the a_hole to enter before administering an effective dose of GTFO. Although it should have been 00 Buck instead of Birdshot.
For the record, I prefer #4 buck, but whatever works.
Perhaps the thug will consider a change of “occupation” after he recovers? If not, maybe the next time someone will take him out for good and the taxpayers will be relieved of the expense of his incarceration, etc.
The big, bad wolf wasn’t such a big, bad menace with a gut full of shot.