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FRESH: Chicago’s suicides goin’ up by two

Chicago's statistical wizards like to count people who decapitate themselves with an electric chainsaw as "suicides" to help keep the ghastly homicide numbers at merely a twenty-year high. Our friends in the Second City sent us this photograph minutes ago from the 3500 block of West Chicago.  Barely an hour…

FLORIDA PUTS ARMED OFFENDERS IN PRISON. ILLINOIS? NOT SO MUCH: One-man crime spree in Springfield out after 1-year of 8-year sentence

[caption id="attachment_20716" align="alignnone" width="476"] Reginald Deshazo[/caption]   Meet Reginald Deshazo.  He's the lucky beneficiary of Illinois "Dog Years In Reverse" prison sentencing system. He's not wasted any time before returning to is previous occupation.  In fact, he's been a busy boy since getting released after serving just over 1-year in…