Idealistic students (and at least one graduate) at The University of Texas at Austin brought in reinforcements for their “tool time” protest against campus carry this week.  Not only did they have tables full of tools – in this case free sex toys – but also found some tools to wield them.

The Urban Dictionary defines a “Tool” as:

Tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen’t even know she’s just using him.

Yes, the special snowflakes held a protest against campus carry using dildos as their draw.  “Cocks not Glocks” they called it.

Someone spent big money to bring in scores of sex toys and dumped them onto tables in front of giggling college coeds.  Organizers thought they had a crowd of staunch anti-gun demonstrators dedicated to the cause.  In reality, they had passersby laughing at them and those who wanted a free sex toy.  That’s right, get your free sex toys!

Citylab, a division of the (ahem) left-leaning “The Atlantic” tried to make this a culture war.

Sex Toys and Gun Laws Collide on Campus in Austin

What started as a protest over campus-carry gun laws at the University of Texas at Austin has exploded into a college culture war.

Far from it.

Gun ownership is skyrocketing across America.  Support for scary gun bans is at historical lows.  But don’t let that get in the way of a make-believe story.  After all, 6% of Americans still trust the mainstream media!

And George Soros’ money – or some other anti-gun foundation who paid for this farce isn’t going to get Americans to surrender their right to keep and bear arms.  Not even for a free sex toy.