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Chicago’s statistical wizards like to count people who decapitate themselves with an electric chainsaw as “suicides” to help keep the ghastly homicide numbers at merely a twenty-year high.

Our friends in the Second City sent us this photograph minutes ago from the 3500 block of West Chicago.  Barely an hour since they committed suicide together.

The question is:  Do black lives matter to other blacks?

9 thoughts on “FRESH: Chicago’s suicides goin’ up by two”
  1. If it wasn’t a whitey that pulled the trigger it can’t be race baited. There’s nothing to see here, move along.

  2. Two more absentee ballots for the democrats in the upcoming election. Just couldn’t wait for all that ” free ” stuff.

  3. Black thug lives don’t really matter… glad they are killing one another instead of productive, decent citizens.

    I’m sure Sam will be along to give them a proper burial,

  4. At least their pants weren’t falling off entirely. Just think how humiliating that would be! Trying to be all tough guy, and then die with your junk hanging out because you couldn’t pull your pants up before you went sleepy time.

    John

  5. What kind of nuts kill each other with a chainsaw?

    I wonder how they will blame this horror on guns?

  6. I suppose this officer will have to complete an ACLU form on these two idiots.

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