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#DILDO MARTY: Democrat State Rep. Marty “The Dildo Salesman” Moylan wants your vote… and your guns.

October 1, 2018

#DILDO MARTY:  Democrat State Rep Marty "The Dildo Salesman" Moylan wants your vote...  and your guns.

It was this big!

Meet State Representative Marty "The Dildo Salesman" Moylan (D-DesPlaines).  He has led an interesting life to put it charitably.  He has worked as a union electrician, bar owner and for his union over the years.  And then he got into politics.  For many years, Marty "The Dildo Salesman" had a side gig selling lingerie and dildos.  Today, as the Democrat State Rep in District 55 (Des Plaines), Marty The Dildo Salesman would also like to take your guns, plain and simple.

Yes, it's true.  Years ago, at work, Marty "The Dildo Salesman" reportedly freely boasted of his gig selling dildos and lingerie to his fellow electricians.  Did Mrs. Moylan know of Marty's side job?  We have to assume she knew about it. 

To help sell some of that lingerie, he reportedly cajoled, sweet-talked or contracted with nice ladies to model the sexy-time clothes for the ladies. Of course, that's in addition to selling those candles, dildos and other sex products, of course. 

Not only did Marty The Dildo Salesman make some money on the side, but former co-workers also say he boasted of extra-marital action on the side as well.  It's unknown if the then-Mrs. Moylan knew about that.

I've heard of these sex-toy Tupperware-like parties where women will get together and (usually) one of the ladies will show off some perfumes, games, candles, lotions and romance-themed items.  Of course, it's all done over snacks or finger food, and lots of wine in a warm, comfy atmosphere.  

And in both instances where my friends' wives have gone, the ladies have told their hubbies that towards the latter part of the evening, the host will bring out the "heavy artillery" – the sex toys.  You know, dildos, vibrators and vibrating rings and all those fun things.

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I have never heard of a guy bringing these products to one of these parties.  No, these events usually are a women's-only event, sort of like baby and bridal showers.  And while most kids don't dream of growing up to sell dildos, Marty's not your average kid.  His former co-workers say ol' Marty "The Dildo Salesman" could sell ice cream to Eskimos.  And Marty sold dildos like they were going out of style. 

Today, we assume he no longer does dildo parties.  We called his Des Plaines office and left a message asking for comment.  He had not returned the call.

As we noted earlier, Marty Moylan loves gun control.  In fact, Marty the Dildo Saleman supports any and all gun control.  He reiterated his position at a recent debate with his Republican challenger and business entrepreneur Marilyn Smolenski.  From the Chicago Tribune:

Moylan said he will “vote for any common sense gun legislation we can propose in Springfield” and is a “staunch advocate for increased limitations on high-capacity magazines, universal background checks and a ban on high-powered assault rifles and a ban on bump stocks.”

Vote for?  Heck, he's down as a sponsor or co-sponsor of virtually every piece of gun control legislation this year.  Not too long ago, Marty the magnificent wanted to increase the cost of a FOID card to $100 or more.  Yeah, a nice guy, irrespective of any reported mob ties, right?

#DILDO MARTY:  Democrat State Rep Marty "The Dildo Salesman" Moylan wants your vote...  and your guns.

Voters in November have a choice:  More of the same sleazy Marty the Dildo Salesman who eagerly embraces more failed gun control.  Or Marilyn Smolenski, who supports gun owners and gun rights.  Marilyn Smolenski's successful business Nickel and Lace markets concealed carry apparel for women.  She's a successful entrepreneur. 

Marty has tried his hand at business ownership too.  He bought a tavern and named it Marty's Ragtime bar.  That establishment reportedly lost its liquor license over Marty's free-wheeling misuse of…  guns

Meanwhile, Smolenski's gritty, grassroots campaign has Marty and some in the State Democrat Party worried.  Check this out, from the Tribune:

Madigan is the chairman of the Democratic Party of Illinois and controls its campaign spending. He is the only legislative leader in the country who is also a state party chairman. He’s also chairman of three other active committees: Friends of Michael J. Madigan, the 13th Ward Democratic Association and Democratic Majority.

More than 60 sitting state representatives have received money from one or more of those committees over the course of their careers, totaling around $15 million. And many of the top recipients find themselves in tough races this fall.

As of June 1st, Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan had ALREADY poured $981,242 into Marty the Dildo Salesman's re-election campaign per the Chicago Tribune article above.  How much more has he sent?  Time will tell.

In the meantime, if you know anyone in the 55th District – or live there yourself – let your friends know why it is important to get out and vote in November.  Let them know about Marty's old side gig.  And let them know that Marilyn Smolenski stands with gun owners.

 

19 Responses to #DILDO MARTY: Democrat State Rep. Marty “The Dildo Salesman” Moylan wants your vote… and your guns.

  1. David Deplorable on October 1, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    O.M.G!   I am trying not to laugh. 

  2. Dyspeptic Skeptic on October 1, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Dildo Marty.  That has a nice ring to it.  Dildo Marty should hope & pray it doesn't catch on or he might need another million dollars to win re-election.

  3. Freeillinois on October 1, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    No one should ever vote for a Dildo democrat.  

    I dont care if you hold your nose; vote Rauner and pass the info along. JB and his higher tax plan will finish off the State, if he is elected. 

    Try too wake up people to the threat of JB

  4. JBS on October 2, 2018 at 1:57 am

    I live in the 55th district.  Moylan is Madigan's stooge after receiving almost a million in campaign money from him.  Two of his mailings show a strong gun control bias.

    You have to take the long view.  If we don't take revenge against our enemies, pretty soon we won't have any friends.  If politicians see that they can pander to the paranoid busybodies advocating against gun owners' civil rights and suffer no consequences, then its to their advantage to pander.

    I take names, not just of politicians but all of those who act or advocate against us.  Thus, I will never deal with Dick's Sporting Goods, Walmart, Citigroup, or Bank of America.  I will also discourage others as well.  If a parent on my son's little league says she plans to go to Dick's to buy a batting helmet, I'll suggest that Target carries them at a better price also and is a shorter drive.

     

    • old buzzard on October 2, 2018 at 11:47 am

      Yeah but Target has transender bathrooms, remember? 

      • old buzzard on October 2, 2018 at 11:48 am

        Transender, transgender,,,bla, blah, blah, probably the same thing anyway.

    • Jim on October 6, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      At a recent debate between Mr. Dildo uh Moylan and Marilyn in Park Ridge, that I attended Moylan did mention that he also had a FOID card. How's that Mr Hypocrite, why on earth would you have a COID card if you didn't have a gun or guns??? Bet he has an evil AR15!!!!!

      Total POS.

  5. FunFAL on October 2, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    What a scumbag.  Mrs. Moylan should have left him.

    Obviously the voters don't know about his old "gigs"

     

  6. Akito54361 on October 2, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Wow after reading this absolute hit piece of an article. I have found that I now hate guns and love dildos. As a former Republican that used to love sex toy Tupperware parties I am now saddened to see the grand old party moving away from women's issues. It is the great American challenge to remove our gun rights and restore women's cavity filling with a plastic pickle. Thank you for taking the time to listen to me and god bless.

  7. Jackie on October 2, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    you do not  have to be afraid of a transgender bathroom ( what. The hell ever that is ). Anymore than you do a men’s room or women’s room  .       The only thing I can see  here is that you being afraid to go in a store  to buy something you need because they have a transgender.   ?   ?      Bathroom.  What are you going to do to that bathroom.  Why not go to the toilet before you leave home. Then you could make your purchase.  And make it all the way home.  Without.   Shitting  your pants. And never worry about there toilets ???in a store 

    • jboch on October 6, 2018 at 10:05 am

      How in the heck did we get into talking about bathrooms?

      Does Marty Moylan do something I don't know about in bathrooms too?

  8. Akito54361 on October 2, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    I cannot use the bathroom anymore after last time jackie

  9. Joe on October 3, 2018 at 12:32 am

    From coworkers now to politics…guess he can help but try sticking it up someone's ass. If he come for the guns he will be getting the lead suppository 

  10. Freeillinois on October 3, 2018 at 1:01 am

    Here is the fun part; if Dildo Marty was a Republican the democrats would be calling for him to step down but since he is a Democrat everything is just fine. 

    Democrat = Double standard

    Pass the word, Vote Republican

  11. Akito54361 on October 3, 2018 at 7:51 am

    I'm not voting Republican this time. I'm staying home. They've lost me and my vote and if this type of thing continues I will vote Dem out of a principal. God bless

    • jboch on October 3, 2018 at 1:32 pm

      Somehow I'm going to guess it's been a long, long time since you ever even considered pulling the lever for anyone with an "R" anywhere in their name, much less after it.

      Just sayin'.

      John

      • Akito54361 on October 3, 2018 at 7:13 pm

        You don't know what you're talking about. Looks like the lever you need to pull is the flush on your brain John. Extremely rude.

  12. Sam Whittemore on October 3, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    I think Mr. Moylan, in that picture at the top, really was saying, "And George Soros was this far up my ass!"

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